barack no michelle is my friend we can’t
Ellie Goulding resembles Narnia’s Snow Queen
justin bieber is basically a real-life, modern-day Kevin the Sea Cucumber
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No matter where I sleep, you are haunting me
I told my mom that they don’t serve quality poultry in the dining halls… so she mailed me a fish. what
casually meowing the star wars theme to myself
when i’m having a bad day, i just remind myself that i’m not a stark and then everything doesn’t seem so bad.
Some of my favorite books:
I have this guy friend and something he said the other day pissed me off.
He said something alone the lines of “It’s good you don’t wear a lot of...
My econ teacher also makes the kids eat and drink ants.